Famous Mullets - Captain Planet

The Redneck Capatain Planet Theme Song:
“DIRT!”
“FIRE!”
“FARTS!”
“BEER!”
“HEART ATTACKS!”
“Destroy the Planet!”
“By your powers combined, I am Redneck Captain Planet!”
Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
He’s a douchebag magnified
And he’s fighting against the planet’s side
Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
When he farts it’s like thunder
He kills animals cuz he’s a hunter
“You’ll pay for this Redneck Captain Planet!”
God of War meet Gods of Mullets

God of War doesn’t stand a chance against the Gods of Mullets. These rednecks look like they regularly play video games for days at a time. Notice the pack of smokes on the table and the fat redneck’s humongous belt buckle. Oh yes, these two are definitely rednecks. Also funny is the other redneck’s intense mean looking grimmace while a cute little kitten is curled up next to him.
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