Rednecks are Funny!

Yet another use for an ATV. An ATV plus a lawn mower = Redneck ride-on mower. It takes two people but half the effort.

What do you get when you weld together random junk parts to make something fun with a complete lack of concern for safety?… A redneck go kart! This reminds me of the Red Bull Soap Box races I watched in Philadelphia this past weekend. The races definitely have a redneck spirit and are a lot of fun to watch. The soap boxes are homemade, usually reference something sexual or crude, they are raced down huge hills at ridiculous speeds, and the crowd roots for disasterous wipeouts. If it comes to your city, you should definitely check it out!

Why would you wanna walk your lawn mower around when you could ride it instead? Plus you can ride a bike much faster than you can walk. It’s the redneck way to make menial tasks funner and quicker! I guess technically this push mower is now a ride on mower.

Ouch! It doesn’t just detect cancer, it destroys it!

Keep track of your fishing stats by entering your fish measurements as you reel them in! Stay up to date on Winston cup standings while you fish. Upgradable to include a fish finder or ammo clip! Includes the latest copy of the Redneck Rampage video game to play while you’re waiting for a bite!

This reminds me of Tim the Tool Man Tailor. Instead of just swinging from a tree, these Rednecks needed MORE POWER!

I can understand a redneck not needing a computer mouse for its intended function but I can’t believe he uses a toothbrush and shaver enough to need a holder for them!

This clothes hanger is bent into shape so nicely it almost looks like it was meant to be a toilet paper holder

More of the Redneck rollercoaster. This time Redneck Dave takes two girls for a ride. They do some forwards and backwards wheelies and almost run over their crazy barking dog multiple times again. I can’t believe this thing is driven from up in the bucket or that it recovers from those dips every time!

Duct tape some HVAC piping over your car A/C and point it towards the windshield to keep your window from fogging up. This has all the signatures of a Redneck invention: Lots of duct tape, and function over form. It aint pretty but it gets the job done.