Rednecks are Funny!

Keep track of your fishing stats by entering your fish measurements as you reel them in! Stay up to date on Winston cup standings while you fish. Upgradable to include a fish finder or ammo clip! Includes the latest copy of the Redneck Rampage video game to play while you’re waiting for a bite!

This reminds me of Tim the Tool Man Tailor. Instead of just swinging from a tree, these Rednecks needed MORE POWER!

I can understand a redneck not needing a computer mouse for its intended function but I can’t believe he uses a toothbrush and shaver enough to need a holder for them!

This clothes hanger is bent into shape so nicely it almost looks like it was meant to be a toilet paper holder

More of the Redneck rollercoaster. This time Redneck Dave takes two girls for a ride. They do some forwards and backwards wheelies and almost run over their crazy barking dog multiple times again. I can’t believe this thing is driven from up in the bucket or that it recovers from those dips every time!

Duct tape some HVAC piping over your car A/C and point it towards the windshield to keep your window from fogging up. This has all the signatures of a Redneck invention: Lots of duct tape, and function over form. It aint pretty but it gets the job done.

This is actually a pretty good idea to make your own homemade hot tub. Just hook up some hose to a pump and pump your pool water through a wood burning furnace and you got yourself a makeshift hot tub. The only thing missing is the water jets, but I’m sure these Rednecks could rig somethin up for that too!

Find a giant hill. Dig a long ditch and/or build up slide walls with hay bales. Add massive amounts of tarp to form your slide. Begin pumping in water to the top of your slide. Get a running start and jump onto your very own homemade water slide!

For some reason, seeing this picture gave me the visual of Noah’s Ark with Rednecks hanging onto the ship with ropes.

Check out this Hitch-and-Go Kitchen. You got your stovetop (grill), countertops (cutting surface), sink (water jug), refrigerator (cooler), and cabinets (cutout storage area). Just hook this baby up to the back of your truck and you got a mobile kitchen!