Rednecks are Funny!

 
Ingredients:
1 McDonalds Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo
1 can Budweiser beer
¼ cup of Cheez Whiz
3 Tbsp of original mayo (none of that light crap)

 
Instructions:
Go to McDonalds and use one crumpled dollar bill and change found in car to buy one Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo. Shout at window attendant to hurry up and make fun of him for working at McDonalds. Upon arriving home, take Big Mac out of bag, crumple up bag, and throw it onto the floor of your car or into the backseat. Proceed to kitchen. Remove meat from Big Mac and place it in a bowl filled with 1 can of Budweiser beer to marinate. Place beer soaked meat back on bun and add ¼ cup Cheez Whiz and 3 Tbsp of original mayo. Eat burger and wash it down with the bowl of Budweiser. Take the rest of Budweiser six pack, proceed to couch, and watch sports until passing out.
 

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Eww the end is so nasty!

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.

“Hold on there, Mister,” said the sheriff. “Did I just see what I think I saw?”

“Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.”

“And that cures them?” the Sheriff asked.

“Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ‘em.”

Big Foot does exist! And he’s a Dale Earnheardt fan!