Rednecks are Funny!

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
 

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
 

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
 

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.
 

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”
 

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
 

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
 

The boy replied, “Under the wagon!”

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.
 

“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.
 

“That sounds wonderful,” said Jed.
 

“Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”
 

“Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”
 

“Baaaaa…”