Famous Mullets - Captain Planet

The Redneck Capatain Planet Theme Song:
“DIRT!”
“FIRE!”
“FARTS!”
“BEER!”
“HEART ATTACKS!”
“Destroy the Planet!”
“By your powers combined, I am Redneck Captain Planet!”
Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
He’s a douchebag magnified
And he’s fighting against the planet’s side
Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
When he farts it’s like thunder
He kills animals cuz he’s a hunter
“You’ll pay for this Redneck Captain Planet!”












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