Rednecks are Funny!

Don’t you know Pringles scented air increases an engine’s combustion? So next time your air intake hose gets damaged or you just want to improve the performance of your engine, just cut out a piece of that intake house, replace it with a Pringles can, and mend it in there securely with your trusty ole duct tape. Now you know what car tuners are talkin about when they talk about “chip’ing” their engine to improve performance. And here you thought it had something to do with one of them fancy microchips.

Two rednecks in a truck get jealous of a guy with a BMW and a girl so they chase after him to taunt him. BIG mistake. Watching them go from tough guys to cry babies is hilarious

A scorned woman vandalizing a cheater’s car is not an extremely rare occurrence, nor is it limited to redneck women. So how can we be so sure this was in fact a redneck woman’s revenge? The crudeness of the message and the horrible mispelling are dead giveaways. There is no doubt this was a redneck couple!

I’d almost rather sleep on the ground with no sleeping bag than sleep in this thing. I wonder how many it sleeps.

You’re not gonna believe this one. I saw this on CNN today. Farmer Erects Redneck Stonehenge. A redneck in a small farming community got pissed when they built a subdivision around his farm and the new neighbors were apparently complaining about the smells and dust form the farm so to make a point, he built a fence out of old cars. His point being, if you don’t like it, move! I love this guys attitude but I don’t know who he’s trying to make the point to because they interview his neighbor and his neighbor seems like the chillest guy in the world.

In honor of the premiere of the Dark Knight, I present to you the Redneck Dark Knight…
 

Redneck Batman

His utility belt has a beer holder made from a duct tape roll! That’s perfect.

Redneck Batgirl

Wings made from an umbrella? Yah that’s redneck!

Redneck Bat Dog

Redneck Bat Horse

Country Batman uses a horse instead of a batmobile. This would have been better if the kid was dressed like batman instead of robin.

Redneck Batmobile

Homemade batwings and parked in a trailer park? That’s definitely the redneck batmobile. That car looks like the batmobile even without the homemade wings!

Redneck Batmobile #2

This is Redneck Batman’s ride when the other Batmobile breaks down. It doesn’t quite have the horsepower of the real redneck batmobile but it does have a back seat to accomodate other redneck superheros.
 
And finally, everyone’s favorite….
 

Redneck Joker

This is actually a real costume for sale at a costume store. It’s actually not on purpose that the “model” looks like a complete Hillbilly.

That’s one way to cool off! I wonder what they’re watching

More of the Redneck rollercoaster. This time Redneck Dave takes two girls for a ride. They do some forwards and backwards wheelies and almost run over their crazy barking dog multiple times again. I can’t believe this thing is driven from up in the bucket or that it recovers from those dips every time!

Duct tape some HVAC piping over your car A/C and point it towards the windshield to keep your window from fogging up. This has all the signatures of a Redneck invention: Lots of duct tape, and function over form. It aint pretty but it gets the job done.

I’m surprised these Rednecks didn’t make a ride out of this and sit on top of the ATV as the car hurtled down the highway. Rednecks love to pretend their cars are trucks and strap anything they can find up on the roof for a safe transportation adventure.