Rednecks are Funny!

This combines three of the things rednecks love most: beer, sports, and fun. It’s the perfect way for a redneck to dispose of his beer cans! Looks like this redneck made them all into the net. He must have a lot of practice!

Everyone knows there’s nothing a Redneck likes more than drinking and fun. Combine the two and you have Redneck heaven. Here is a great product from PrankPlace.com. This set has more than 50 rowdy drinking games, great for any redneck party! There are crazy card games, ridiculous word games, outrageous action games, and dastardly dice games.
 

You can get this set here

Guns, Wedding Gowns, and Cold Beer all in the same store. And the store name is Hussey’s. Fits perfectly. I wonder how many shotgun weddings were supplied by this store.

Redneck Jesus passed around a plate of beef jerky and said “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.” He then raised His Coors Light and said “This is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” So His Redneck Disciples ate the beef jerky and drank the beer before lighting up cigarettes and playing some poker.

Redneck Barbie and Ken are one sexy little couple!

Can this get anymore stereotypical? Drinking and driving with a shotgun against his shoulder and a cigarette in his other hand. This is obviously a set up picture but still hilarious

Keeping beer cold is much more important to a redneck than keeping clothes clean

That’s a lot of candles! This must be for Grandpa Redneck.

Wish I was at that party!

 
Ingredients:
1 McDonalds Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo
1 can Budweiser beer
¼ cup of Cheez Whiz
3 Tbsp of original mayo (none of that light crap)

 
Instructions:
Go to McDonalds and use one crumpled dollar bill and change found in car to buy one Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo. Shout at window attendant to hurry up and make fun of him for working at McDonalds. Upon arriving home, take Big Mac out of bag, crumple up bag, and throw it onto the floor of your car or into the backseat. Proceed to kitchen. Remove meat from Big Mac and place it in a bowl filled with 1 can of Budweiser beer to marinate. Place beer soaked meat back on bun and add ¼ cup Cheez Whiz and 3 Tbsp of original mayo. Eat burger and wash it down with the bowl of Budweiser. Take the rest of Budweiser six pack, proceed to couch, and watch sports until passing out.
 

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