Rednecks are Funny!

Everyone knows there’s nothing a Redneck likes more than drinking and fun. Combine the two and you have Redneck heaven. Here is a great product from PrankPlace.com. This set has more than 50 rowdy drinking games, great for any redneck party! There are crazy card games, ridiculous word games, outrageous action games, and dastardly dice games.
 

You can get this set here

Guns, Wedding Gowns, and Cold Beer all in the same store. And the store name is Hussey’s. Fits perfectly. I wonder how many shotgun weddings were supplied by this store.

Redneck Jesus passed around a plate of beef jerky and said “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.” He then raised His Coors Light and said “This is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” So His Redneck Disciples ate the beef jerky and drank the beer before lighting up cigarettes and playing some poker.

Redneck Barbie and Ken are one sexy little couple!

Can this get anymore stereotypical? Drinking and driving with a shotgun against his shoulder and a cigarette in his other hand. This is obviously a set up picture but still hilarious

Keeping beer cold is much more important to a redneck than keeping clothes clean

That’s a lot of candles! This must be for Grandpa Redneck.

Wish I was at that party!

 
Ingredients:
1 McDonalds Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo
1 can Budweiser beer
¼ cup of Cheez Whiz
3 Tbsp of original mayo (none of that light crap)

 
Instructions:
Go to McDonalds and use one crumpled dollar bill and change found in car to buy one Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo. Shout at window attendant to hurry up and make fun of him for working at McDonalds. Upon arriving home, take Big Mac out of bag, crumple up bag, and throw it onto the floor of your car or into the backseat. Proceed to kitchen. Remove meat from Big Mac and place it in a bowl filled with 1 can of Budweiser beer to marinate. Place beer soaked meat back on bun and add ¼ cup Cheez Whiz and 3 Tbsp of original mayo. Eat burger and wash it down with the bowl of Budweiser. Take the rest of Budweiser six pack, proceed to couch, and watch sports until passing out.
 

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BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) - Randy Williams was just like any other 6yr old Alabama country boy. He liked to play out in the mud by the creek in the family’s backyard with his little sister Mary Ellen.
 

Randy and Mary Ellen would spend hours wading through the muddy creek making mud pies and looking for frogs to torture. On one hot and humid day in August, 1995, the mosquitos were particularly bad and Mary Ellen decided to wander off into the woods to escape the flying bugs and play on the rusted out 1941 Chevrolet pickup truck that was half sunk into the ground and had trees growing out of it.
 

Randy didn’t know it at the time, but this was the last he would see of Mary Ellen until 12 yrs later. The family was worried at first but assumed Mary Ellen had been abducted by Aliens and would be safely returned like their oldest girl, Bobbi Jo.
 

Randy was devastated by Mary Ellen’s disappearance, and after a few months passed, he didn’t think he’d ever see his beloved sister again.
 

Then 12 yrs later, the family moved to a trailer park in Birmingham and fate would reunite the long lost siblings. A few trailers down lived a tatooed, chain smoking, heineken loving girl with a foul mouth and a much older motorcycle riding ex convict boyfriend.
 

Randy didn’t recognize the girl as his little sister at first, because she had changed so much and now went by the name Angel. At 14, Angel was the most popular stripper in town and was the major bread winner for the family. Every day she bought the whole family cigarettes and alcohol, mainly to keep them off her back so she could sneak out and ride with her boyfriend’s gang on the back of his Harley Davidson.
 

Angel didn’t know it but she had been kidnapped 12 yrs earlier by the father of the family who raised her when he wandered out into the woods drunk after his wife had kicked him out for having dead sperm and not being able to give her a baby. The father saw the little girl playin in the woods and took her back to his wife and told her that Jesus himself came down from heaven and gave him the little girl, which is why they named her Angel.
 

Randy first saw Angel when he was wandering around the trailer park with his new drinking buddies and she came out of her trailer to smoke a cigarette and wait for her boyfriend to pick her up. For Randy it was love at first sight. He thought she looked so sexy in her belly shirt and bare feet. At that moment, he made it his mission to woo her away from her ex con boyfriend by bringing her beer every day and impressing her with his shooting skills.
 

Eventually he did win her over and one day a few weeks later, Angel found out she was pregnant. She wasn’t sure if Randy was the father though because she did like to sleep around so she had a paternity test done and it was then that she found out Randy was not only the father but was also her bioligical brother. Instead of being repulsed and horrified by this, the two of them were ecstatic and view it was fate that they wound up together.
 

Today they have their own trailer and are raising their first little girl who they named Mary Ellen in honor of Angel’s former life. The couple plans on having at least 7 more kids and dream of one day owning their own double wide.
 

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