Rednecks are Funny!

In honor of the premiere of the Dark Knight, I present to you the Redneck Dark Knight…
 

Redneck Batman

His utility belt has a beer holder made from a duct tape roll! That’s perfect.

Redneck Batgirl

Wings made from an umbrella? Yah that’s redneck!

Redneck Bat Dog

Redneck Bat Horse

Country Batman uses a horse instead of a batmobile. This would have been better if the kid was dressed like batman instead of robin.

Redneck Batmobile

Homemade batwings and parked in a trailer park? That’s definitely the redneck batmobile. That car looks like the batmobile even without the homemade wings!

Redneck Batmobile #2

This is Redneck Batman’s ride when the other Batmobile breaks down. It doesn’t quite have the horsepower of the real redneck batmobile but it does have a back seat to accomodate other redneck superheros.
 
And finally, everyone’s favorite….
 

Redneck Joker

This is actually a real costume for sale at a costume store. It’s actually not on purpose that the “model” looks like a complete Hillbilly.

This cat likes to party. No milk in his bowl. He’ll take a bowl of beer. Meow Mix? Only if it comes in beef jerky flavor.

A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle.
 

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages.
 

Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
 

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
 

The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. “First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.” The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. “Well,” said Ed, “You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.”

This Redneck threw his new trophy deer head in the back of his truck to take to the taxidermist. It will look real purty mounted up on his wall.

Well where else ya gonna wash your cattle?

He’s a responsible redneck and didn’t want to get a DUI so he decided to bike the deer home.

Hicks don’t believe in designated drivers. They just get their trusty old dog to drive!

It’s got a 200 Cowpower engine and can be fueled by grass clippings!

This has to violate some sort of animal transportation guidelines