Rednecks are Funny!

Everyone knows there’s nothing a Redneck likes more than drinking and fun. Combine the two and you have Redneck heaven. Here is a great product from PrankPlace.com. This set has more than 50 rowdy drinking games, great for any redneck party! There are crazy card games, ridiculous word games, outrageous action games, and dastardly dice games.
 

You can get this set here

Redneck Barbie and Ken are one sexy little couple!

Can this get anymore stereotypical? Drinking and driving with a shotgun against his shoulder and a cigarette in his other hand. This is obviously a set up picture but still hilarious

Two redneck airplane mechanics named Billy Bob and Jim Bob work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Billy Bob and Jim Bob have nothing to do. After work Billy Bob and Jim Bob usually have a drink on their way home, so Billy Bob says to Jim Bob, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.”
 
Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Billy Bob calls Jim Bob and says, “How are you feeling?”
 
Jim Bob says he’s fine, never felt better. Billy Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?”
 
Jim Bob says no. Then Jim Bob says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.”
 
Then Billy Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Jim Bob. Have you farted yet?”
 
Jim Bob says, “No, why?”
 
Billy Bob says, “I’m calling you from Detroit!”

Keeping beer cold is much more important to a redneck than keeping clothes clean

That’s a lot of candles! This must be for Grandpa Redneck.

Wish I was at that party!

During a recent hot spell in Atlanta a hillbilly collapsed on the street. Immediately a croud gathered and began offering suggestions.
 
“Give the poor man a drink of whiskey,” a little old lady said.
 
“Give him some air,” a man cried out.
 
“Give him some whiskey,” she cried again.
 
Several other suggestions were made and the victim suddenly sat up and hollered, “Will all of you shut up and listen to the little old lady?”

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) - Randy Williams was just like any other 6yr old Alabama country boy. He liked to play out in the mud by the creek in the family’s backyard with his little sister Mary Ellen.
 

Randy and Mary Ellen would spend hours wading through the muddy creek making mud pies and looking for frogs to torture. On one hot and humid day in August, 1995, the mosquitos were particularly bad and Mary Ellen decided to wander off into the woods to escape the flying bugs and play on the rusted out 1941 Chevrolet pickup truck that was half sunk into the ground and had trees growing out of it.
 

Randy didn’t know it at the time, but this was the last he would see of Mary Ellen until 12 yrs later. The family was worried at first but assumed Mary Ellen had been abducted by Aliens and would be safely returned like their oldest girl, Bobbi Jo.
 

Randy was devastated by Mary Ellen’s disappearance, and after a few months passed, he didn’t think he’d ever see his beloved sister again.
 

Then 12 yrs later, the family moved to a trailer park in Birmingham and fate would reunite the long lost siblings. A few trailers down lived a tatooed, chain smoking, heineken loving girl with a foul mouth and a much older motorcycle riding ex convict boyfriend.
 

Randy didn’t recognize the girl as his little sister at first, because she had changed so much and now went by the name Angel. At 14, Angel was the most popular stripper in town and was the major bread winner for the family. Every day she bought the whole family cigarettes and alcohol, mainly to keep them off her back so she could sneak out and ride with her boyfriend’s gang on the back of his Harley Davidson.
 

Angel didn’t know it but she had been kidnapped 12 yrs earlier by the father of the family who raised her when he wandered out into the woods drunk after his wife had kicked him out for having dead sperm and not being able to give her a baby. The father saw the little girl playin in the woods and took her back to his wife and told her that Jesus himself came down from heaven and gave him the little girl, which is why they named her Angel.
 

Randy first saw Angel when he was wandering around the trailer park with his new drinking buddies and she came out of her trailer to smoke a cigarette and wait for her boyfriend to pick her up. For Randy it was love at first sight. He thought she looked so sexy in her belly shirt and bare feet. At that moment, he made it his mission to woo her away from her ex con boyfriend by bringing her beer every day and impressing her with his shooting skills.
 

Eventually he did win her over and one day a few weeks later, Angel found out she was pregnant. She wasn’t sure if Randy was the father though because she did like to sleep around so she had a paternity test done and it was then that she found out Randy was not only the father but was also her bioligical brother. Instead of being repulsed and horrified by this, the two of them were ecstatic and view it was fate that they wound up together.
 

Today they have their own trailer and are raising their first little girl who they named Mary Ellen in honor of Angel’s former life. The couple plans on having at least 7 more kids and dream of one day owning their own double wide.
 

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