Rednecks are Funny!

Yet another use for an ATV. An ATV plus a lawn mower = Redneck ride-on mower. It takes two people but half the effort.

Don’t you know Pringles scented air increases an engine’s combustion? So next time your air intake hose gets damaged or you just want to improve the performance of your engine, just cut out a piece of that intake house, replace it with a Pringles can, and mend it in there securely with your trusty ole duct tape. Now you know what car tuners are talkin about when they talk about “chip’ing” their engine to improve performance. And here you thought it had something to do with one of them fancy microchips.

In case you weren’t sure if this was a Redneck house, notice the Rebel flag right up in the front center. I’ll bet many nights have been spent out on that porch swattin mosquitos and drinkin beer.

What do you get when you weld together random junk parts to make something fun with a complete lack of concern for safety?… A redneck go kart! This reminds me of the Red Bull Soap Box races I watched in Philadelphia this past weekend. The races definitely have a redneck spirit and are a lot of fun to watch. The soap boxes are homemade, usually reference something sexual or crude, they are raced down huge hills at ridiculous speeds, and the crowd roots for disasterous wipeouts. If it comes to your city, you should definitely check it out!

A scorned woman vandalizing a cheater’s car is not an extremely rare occurrence, nor is it limited to redneck women. So how can we be so sure this was in fact a redneck woman’s revenge? The crudeness of the message and the horrible mispelling are dead giveaways. There is no doubt this was a redneck couple!

Wouldn’t you like to cruise around the shallow seas on this Redneck Double Hulled Littoral Ship?

Why would you wanna walk your lawn mower around when you could ride it instead? Plus you can ride a bike much faster than you can walk. It’s the redneck way to make menial tasks funner and quicker! I guess technically this push mower is now a ride on mower.

This combines three of the things rednecks love most: beer, sports, and fun. It’s the perfect way for a redneck to dispose of his beer cans! Looks like this redneck made them all into the net. He must have a lot of practice!

This redneck farm tractor comes complete with anti-aircraft machine guns just in case enemy aircraft attack while your plowing the fields.

That is a LOT of Heineken! That thing is bigger than a real hot tub!