Rednecks are Funny!

Why would you wanna walk your lawn mower around when you could ride it instead? Plus you can ride a bike much faster than you can walk. It’s the redneck way to make menial tasks funner and quicker! I guess technically this push mower is now a ride on mower.

This combines three of the things rednecks love most: beer, sports, and fun. It’s the perfect way for a redneck to dispose of his beer cans! Looks like this redneck made them all into the net. He must have a lot of practice!

This redneck farm tractor comes complete with anti-aircraft machine guns just in case enemy aircraft attack while your plowing the fields.

That is a LOT of Heineken! That thing is bigger than a real hot tub!

That’s one strong rope!

The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.
 

So, he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
 

As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them.
 

The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.
 

He looked at the first young man and asked, “Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?”
 

The young man looks at him and says, “I’m a pilot!”
 

The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!” The aide hustles the young man off.
 

The general looks at the second young man and asked, “What skills to you bring to the Air Force?”
 

The young man says, “I chop wood!”
 

“Son,” the general replies, “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?”
 

“I chop wood!”
 

“Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 21st century!”
 

“Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!”
 

“Of course we did,” says the general, “he’s a pilot!”
 

The young man rolls his eyes and says, “Dang it, I have to chop it before he can pile it!”
 

This looks like some sort of an accident. Like the boat came flying up out of the water and landed on top of the pickup truck. How they got it up there and how it’s not crushing the pickup truck is beyond me. Woulnd’t it be easier to just tow it BEHIND the pickup truck!?

This is some sort of weird painted trailer home. Are they Native American rednecks??

I’d almost rather sleep on the ground with no sleeping bag than sleep in this thing. I wonder how many it sleeps.

Ouch! It doesn’t just detect cancer, it destroys it!