Rednecks are Funny!

You might be a redneck if you think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
 

You might be a redneck if your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
 

You might be a redneck if you think a stock tip is advice on worming your hogs.
 

You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
 

You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back.
 

You might be a redneck if you got stopped by a state trooper, he asked you if you had an I.D., aAnd you said, ‘Bout What?’
 

You might be a redneck if you smoke hams after sex.
 

You might be a redneck if you think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
 

You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
 

You might be a redneck if your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.