Redneck Last Supper
Redneck Jesus passed around a plate of beef jerky and said “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.” He then raised His Coors Light and said “This is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” So His Redneck Disciples ate the beef jerky and drank the beer before lighting up cigarettes and playing some poker.
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