Rednecks are Funny!

The Redneck Capatain Planet Theme Song:
 
“DIRT!”
“FIRE!”
“FARTS!”
“BEER!”
“HEART ATTACKS!”
 

“Destroy the Planet!”
 

“By your powers combined, I am Redneck Captain Planet!”
 

Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
 

He’s a douchebag magnified
And he’s fighting against the planet’s side
 

Redneck Captain Planet, he’s our anti-hero
Gonna take pollution to a lot from zero
 

When he farts it’s like thunder
He kills animals cuz he’s a hunter
 

“You’ll pay for this Redneck Captain Planet!”