Rednecks are Funny!

Two redneck airplane mechanics named Billy Bob and Jim Bob work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Billy Bob and Jim Bob have nothing to do. After work Billy Bob and Jim Bob usually have a drink on their way home, so Billy Bob says to Jim Bob, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.”
 
Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Billy Bob calls Jim Bob and says, “How are you feeling?”
 
Jim Bob says he’s fine, never felt better. Billy Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?”
 
Jim Bob says no. Then Jim Bob says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.”
 
Then Billy Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Jim Bob. Have you farted yet?”
 
Jim Bob says, “No, why?”
 
Billy Bob says, “I’m calling you from Detroit!”