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God of War doesn’t stand a chance against the Gods of Mullets. These rednecks look like they regularly play video games for days at a time. Notice the pack of smokes on the table and the fat redneck’s humongous belt buckle. Oh yes, these two are definitely rednecks. Also funny is the other redneck’s intense mean looking grimmace while a cute little kitten is curled up next to him.
Two redneck airplane mechanics named Billy Bob and Jim Bob work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Billy Bob and Jim Bob have nothing to do. After work Billy Bob and Jim Bob usually have a drink on their way home, so Billy Bob says to Jim Bob, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel.”
Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Billy Bob calls Jim Bob and says, “How are you feeling?”
Jim Bob says he’s fine, never felt better. Billy Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover?”
Jim Bob says no. Then Jim Bob says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover.”
Then Billy Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Jim Bob. Have you farted yet?”
___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Where do you keep your firearms: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest
___ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis ___ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don’t know
These hillbilly parents can’t do math and are trying to give their kids a much higher percentage than they should. They swear they’re doing the calculations right and “prove” it on the chalkboard. Reminds me of Abbott and Costello. Very funny stuff. Wish they were my parents!
The Redneck Alliance’s Trailer Park Kingdom has become overcrowded, and a fleet of explorers has been sent to search for new parks to colonize. Along the way, they must battle the evil Middle Class Empire for the limited land available. Their campers combine into the mighty Camper Voltron whose weapons include a shot gun, switch blades, a beer can launcher, and duct tape.
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