Rednecks are Funny!

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.
 

You might be a redneck if you have ever been asked to leave a yard sale.
 

You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.
 

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
 

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.
 

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars.
 

You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ”Gentlemen start your engines”.
 

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ”Just Say No To Crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants!
 

If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
 

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.

 

 
These are obviously all taken from the great Jeff Foxworthy. Check out the links below for Jeff Foxworthy products.