Redneck Recipe #1 – Beer Battered Burger
Ingredients:
1 McDonalds Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo
1 can Budweiser beer
¼ cup of Cheez Whiz
3 Tbsp of original mayo (none of that light crap)
Instructions:
Go to McDonalds and use one crumpled dollar bill and change found in car to buy one Big Mac with extra cheese and extra mayo. Shout at window attendant to hurry up and make fun of him for working at McDonalds. Upon arriving home, take Big Mac out of bag, crumple up bag, and throw it onto the floor of your car or into the backseat. Proceed to kitchen. Remove meat from Big Mac and place it in a bowl filled with 1 can of Budweiser beer to marinate. Place beer soaked meat back on bun and add ¼ cup Cheez Whiz and 3 Tbsp of original mayo. Eat burger and wash it down with the bowl of Budweiser. Take the rest of Budweiser six pack, proceed to couch, and watch sports until passing out.
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*gags*
Don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll come up with some nastier ones
I could maybe forgive you for this one, if you had used Blue Beaver Beer
that right there is funny i dont care who u r thats jus so dagum funny i nearly pee pee on me self hahaha lol
Glad you enjoyed it Christina. I’ll be cookin up some more recipes soon =D